NGR and Irritable Male Syndrome.

I learned yesterday that men have their own version of a period called Irritable Male Syndrome. Apparently this occurs when a man has a drop in testosterone in his body.

Sadly, while a woman will get over her period after a week, IMS can affect a man endlessly for years. NGR, Animal House and the human shits at VGChat are full of these individuals. Look at what causes this to occur:

Symptoms, in humans, caused by a drop in the male hormone testosterone include:

• Anger and social withdrawal
• Irritability
• Hypersensitivity
• Anxiety
• Hot Flashes
• Mood swings
• Depression
• Lack of libido
• Back and head aches

Also:

External factors that can cause testosterone levels to fall include certain forms of medication, poor diet, excessive alcohol consumption, illness, lack of sleep, lack of sex, stress or surgery.

Sounds just like the many enemies I made on the websites. Dudes on pills (Toast), dudes who were grossly overweight (MikeDranger), dudes with drinking problems (Ricky Pearson), illness (Shifty), dudes who sleep little (Whomeam), dudes who can't get laid (chiefly Yak), dudes who were stressed (TJ Lazer) and dudes who had surgery (Conspiracy87) .

Explains a lot. Glad I don't suffer from the same issues these wusses do. I might have it for a day but the girls at NGR have it everyday for life.

At least Ryan Davis never suffered from it during his pitiful existence as a masturbatory idol to male human skidmarks.

August 2, 2009.

It still saddens me that my gender is getting pussified.

Men today want to act sensitive and wimpy and hug other men. As well, many men I've met online seemingly act like they are having a period. Nowadays, women like these cowardly pussies over normal men. 

One place where these poor excuses for men resided was at the now-dead Animal House Board at 1up.

Here I am in a losing battle with girly-men over one of the many works of "fiction" from dumb Disney loving girls over their "first world problems" and the poor excuses of said men defending the twat for ripping her father without his knowledge.

Not surprisingly, these wimps who got their heads beaten in repeatedly by their fathers for being wusses (except for Ricky Pearson as his Dad was also just like him) run out to defend the twat and rip me apart in a long insult battle. It was a bad day as many of these so-called "men" were having their periods.

http://www.1up.com/boards/posts/list/41853.page

I'm so ticked at my Dad right now.

We just came home from Delaware and we unpacked the car and everything, so I was up in my room putting clothes away and stuff.

I went downstairs when I was done un-packing and my sisters are sitting on the couch watching JONAS so I sit down and start watching it with them.

My Dad comes in the door 5 minutes later with Pizza. I was like, "Alright. Cool." So, we go in the kitchen and my Dad goes,

"Why aren't they're plates out? Where are the cups?"
Me: "I didn't know you went to get pizza, I was upstairs un-packing."
Dad: "Um. When I say 'I'm leaving to get Pizza' I think that's a pretty big clue as to what needs to be done."
Me: "Well, like I said...I didn't know you left."

So, he goes downstairs. Now, my sister Sunny and I are the only ones eating pizza. My Mom got calzones, and my other sisters got mozzarella sticks and fettuccine. So, there's were in boxes. They reached in the bag, and got their stuff and sat down and ate it. Easy. I go over to the cabinet and get two plates for me and Sunny. I open the pizza box and get 2 pieces for me, 2 pieces for Sunny, I hand her the plate. I close the box...my Dad comes upstairs...

SUNNY: "Somebody get me a drink!"

So, at this point my Dad FLIPS out. He does this sometimes. And it ALWAYS ends with me crying.

ME: "Sunny, you can't boss people around like..."
Dad: "OH WAIT! IT'S FINE...LET ME GET IT, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING! WHY ISN'T ANYTHING READY? NOTHING IS READY? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET EVERYTHING READY?"

Me: "Dad, everyone already has there food...I was getting drinks for everyone."
Dad: [Walks over to cabinet] "I GUESS I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE BECAUSE NO ONE DOES ANYTHING. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING [not true] [opens cabinet and starts taking out plates] HERE'S YOUR PLATES, [throws them. gets cups out of cabinet] YOU WANT A DRINK, WELL HERE YOU GO! [Throws cups]

At this point, I'm crying. There is NO reason for him to be acting like this, I'm trying to hide my crying. I'm VERY quiet, so that was me just reacting to the situation. So, like a robot I pick up all the crap he threw and put it away...he CONTINUES yelling.

Dad: "AND YOU OPENED ALL THE FOOD! NOW IT'LL BE COLD, AND NO ONE EVEN HAS THEIR FOOD YET! NOW IT'LL BE FROZEN SOLID BEFORE ANYONE EVEN EATS IT! SERIOUSLY NOTHING IS READY YET!"

At this point I had enough, I'm crying tears are streaming down my face.

Me: "I AM GETTING IT ALL READY DAD! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED EVERYONE HAS THEIR FOOD ALREADY, THERE IS NO NEED TO SCREAM AT US...WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!"

I get drinks ready for all my sisters and rip up some napkins and hand them out. My sister Jessie starts laughing hysterically because I'm actually standing up for myself.

Mom: "Hey! They had no idea you left."
Dad: "WELL THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO GET STUFF READY, THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ASKED...THEY SHOULD JUST KNOW!"
Me: "I'M GETTING EVERYTHING READY RIGHT NOW! SUNNY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING AND I SAID I WOULD GET IT FOR HER...YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!"
Mom: "Everyone stop yelling. Steve you DON'T need to freak out."
Dad: "WELL I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO WORK TOMORROW, AND I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO GO AND GET THE PIZZA..."
Mom: "Which you offered to get..."
Dad: "AND NOW THERE'S CHEESE SAUCE ALL OVER MY CAR! AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP AND THEY ARE ALREADY LOOKING AT THE FOOD TRYING TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE THE DAMN BOX!"
Mom: "Then eat, and then go clean it up. It's just cheese!"

I can't really remember what went on after that, my Dad continued to go ON and ON about not getting stuff ready. He flipped over the pizza box...I dunno, just...

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He did this when we were in Disney World, and when Hannah Montana/JB came to town and I couldn't see them and he made me feel even worse than I already did.

I'm down in the dumps, yeah.